This thought occurred to me as I was showering. Have you ever converted your weight into sacks of rice? I weigh 11 sacks of rice right now. I put on one kilogram from like two or three days ago!! I was watching this HK TVB serial yesterday, and the female lead was injured, and the guy piggy-backed her all the way to the sinseh. Okay, the girl happens to be willowy thin, so she's probably lighter than carrying your haversack on your back. ANYWAY, I was thinking, what if I get injured like her too, and a guy offers to carry me on his back??? ("WHAT IF") I can just imagine already. I'll happily get onto his back, and then I realise he's not getting up from his squatting position.

Me: Er... You can get up now?

Guy: *Grunts*

Me: Huh?

Guy(face all red and veins popping out at his temples): I can't. (chokes)

Me: Why???!

Guy: You broke my back.

Shit lah. 11 sacks of rice and a broken back. And the stupid MarieFrance Bodyline advertisment with Christy Chung saying how "Some things should be heavy (like diamonds) but other things must be light forever(weight)" isn't helping!!!