How many special people change?
How many lives are living strange?
Where were you while we were getting high?

Melissa desperately needs help. Seriously. Unfortunately, I cannot get help because to get help I'd actually need to identify/talk about the problem, which is impossible because the problem is a stupid one which shouldn't even have happened in the first place. I'm a stupid piece of shit, please flush me down the toilet bowl.

Wahlao, but I really need help.