I am balding, I got many questions wrong for Econs TYS, I ate M&Ms and Chips Ahoy today (so much for not indulging in them the past few days, once you start, it's the point of no return) and yes, I am balding. I hate balding but I must tie my hair up, if not it really gets onto my nerves, with it flying everywhere. Just today, I forgot to pin my fringe up, and it was annoying the heck out of me during the History paper. And Econs is slaughtering me. I've been doing the TYS since 1pm, till about 6pm, then I took a break of about an hour (cos I needed to go home from school), then I started on it again the moment I finished eating Chips Ahoy and drinking orange juice. Unfortunately, I cannot understand many things, and the exam is just a few hours away!!

And my dad and bro are always dissing me. Well, actually my whole family enjoys dissing me. Welcome to the life of Melissa:

Me (mumbling to myself): Shit lah, I only took down 6 numbers of the modelling agency's telephone number.

Bro: MODELLING AGENCY?! A MODELLING AGENCY CALLED YOU?!

Me: Yeah, and I need to tell them I'm not interested, but I didn't take down the whole number they gave me.

Bro (ignoring my words): WHY WOULD A MODELLING AGENCY CALL YOU?! WHY WOULD THEY WANT PEOPLE LIKE YOU?!

Me (getting annoyed): BECAUSE I'M GORGEOUS?!

Bro: YOU?! BUT WHY WOULD THEY WANT YOU?! (I realise he's quite a twit)

Me: BECAUSE I'M GORGEOUS & MODELLING AGENCIES WANT GORGEOUS PEOPLE?!

After which he was silent, but wah lao, he's always dissing me lor. Anyway I was kidding about the gorgeous part lah, I mean, I gotta be humble man.

And as for my dad, he dissed me the moment he got home, like he'd been waiting the whole day to do just that.

Dad: So... how's your day? You had a paper today right?

Me: Yah... I want to die already!! (Blabber on about Econs)

Dad: Aiyah.. study only what!

Me: Study ONLY?! I used up a lot of brain juice okay!

Dad: HAHAHAHA! YOU GOT BRAIN JUICE MEH?!

Me: YES I HAVE OKAY!

Dad: You have meh.. ahhaha.. yada yada yada.

Me: Stony silence

Yes, you may send your condolences to BLK 5, Dysfunctional-Psycho-Family Street.